Lessons Learned from a Wild and Crazy Week
This week has been full of enlightenment. Several lessons have come about as a result of my adventures.
1. Religious beliefs can really mess with a person’s ability to accept new ideas for personal improvement.
2. My home is perfect even though Martha Stewart would be appalled.
3. My children are fabulous entertainment for company. I believe the term “reality television” was used more than once this week.
4. I have emotional baggage. The Samsonite version. Without wheels. Bleah.
5. It is possible to add wheels to emotional baggage and roll it right on out. Thanks, Andrea, for helping me with this.
6. Getting a kid to the airport is easy. Getting her off the ground can be a bit more challenging.
7. Hurricanes affect more than just the coastal regions. They can also ground planes and wreak havoc with connecting flights out of the country.
8. It rocks to have family who live 15 minutes from the airport where my kid is locked in a grounded plane that is stuck on the tarmac with weather and mechanical issues.
9. Delta customer service is much better than I ever anticipated. Two hours and 15 minutes after the panicked “what do I do” call, we had a plan and a new ticket.
10. Thirty-five year old single German-speaking guys who don’t have children don’t place much urgency on notifying receiving end parents that their kid-for-a-month won’t be on the plane as expected. Note to self….just make the dang call myself.
11. The guilt of knowing said parents were probably freaking out with stress because their kid-for-a-month didn’t get off the plane as expected sucks rotten lemons. Note to self….just make the dang call myself.
12. Never allow a child to experience any place more beautiful than home if you wish to see her reside in your part of the world ever again. Just don’t do it. They tend to send you messages from abroad that say things like, “It’s beautiful here. Think I’ll find a man and stay forever.” That’s okay honey. Just be sure you build the mother-in-law quarters, b/c I’ll be coming to visit. Is that really what you want??????
13. Having everything calm down and return to quasi-normal rocks. I’m going to take a nap for a few days. Don’t bother waking me.